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KARATE BEARS
Just $7.00!


The Karate Bears Origins Tail! This little masterpiece is where the story of Karate Bears Begins. Part children's book, part environmental activist brochure, part standup routine, you won't want to miss this kickass story.








KARATE BEARS
Just $7.00!



The Karate Bears Origins Tail! Abridged for young readers. Same as above but missing 2 or 3 offensive jokes. Parents buy their young children this copy.








POWERPLAY: Unabridged
Just $9.95


A powerful story of bravery and of awesome fights and love and making out and death robots. Never before have you met a story that combines whimsy with danger so deliciously, describes making out in the midst of murder so unapologetically, mixes pastoral poetry and killer robots, in such a powerful and meaningful way.








POWERPLAY: Abridged for youths and Decent Folk

Just $9.95!
Abridged for young readers. Same as above but missing 3 or 4 offensive jokes. Parents buy their young children this copy.








Oskar Rocket

Just $14.00!


This Children's Book tells the story of Oskar Rocket, a boy with a special gift, wins the hearts of his classmates.